I have recently come up with a few ideas for many diffrent artistic forms, some of which some ideas and works some of you may be familiar with,

Writing; the "cynasism series", hopefully a series consisting of 24+ ideas of things i take a disliking to, the first of which is written, the second is planned, and the last part is half written. I would love people to add ideas so it isnt just a 24 part series-So if you have any ideas for the writting send em in, and i'll write them for you, as long as its not something i love.

Photography- I have thought up some strange bazzar ideas which i cant wait to shoot, but it may take a very long time sadly, they are all sureal pieces consisting of 3 or more images inter colated together to create some crazy ideas! i love how old habbits still linger on in our minds! WOOT!

Moving on going to see epicure later tonight CANT WAIT- dragging braidy along, going to get him absolutely destroyed, because i have only seen him plastered once, and that was freaking funny

Schoolies two-thousand and five,

Well I just got back from the lovely Toolie filled land of Torquay…….. and basically it was everything I pretty much expected, macking with some friends which was awesome because if it was like anything what I have been hearing about the Gold Coast I probably wouldn’t have gone……cant stand drunken masses, even though I did become one of the mass on two occasions.

Bludged with the almighty ~braidy and ~scoota269 and another friend in Anglesea for a few days, and met up with some other friends all the nights I was there. I broke a record which stood for just over 6 months…..but my liver still hasn’t forgiven me for it…. I can never drink OYZO again.

Rocked around to Torquay on the third day and met up with the excentric Waddle and Gibbon and a few other mates and we basically lied to get into a caravan park. Payed 50 bucks to go to this party in the middle of no where which was pretty shitty but I certainly made the 50 dollars back in free grog ( they were running around with super soakers full of cocktails and spirits) and a few other goodies. So I left the party in true rock and roll fashion- head out of a bus window except for when I saw a cop car.

After that we made friends a group of WA leavers, who were shit loads of fun. We partied with them for the last 3 nights and last night was the most awesome night, not many things (other than the Wolfmother gig) could compete to that night.

So now I am unwinding and shedding my skin (got horribly sunburnt) and feeling ashamed at the bluey markings I got from falling asleep on the beach one day……ouch.

So that’s been my week as far as I can remember and can be bothered in indulging.

Bye

Ladies, Gentlemen, Fellow Deviants of undisclosed Gender………

Today you will witness History……..no not really, I’m just having fun.

News;
Saw the almighty WOLFMOTHER Sunday eve, a magnificent extravaganza of sweat, smelly 20 something year olds, beers stain, eye gouging, and pure showmanship which has left me with my question my mental state after seeing a snake dancing on a amp. I can only sum-up the show in a few words, the orgasmic climax of my year.

Been absolutely taken over by Bob Dylan, for a second time. Been listening to all his albums chronologically, and now-I am a proud owner of the Marin Scorsese Documentary “No Direction Home; Bob Dylan” and the soundtrack to the documentary, thank you very much boys, two very cool, birthday present.Its beats lasts years gift which gave birth to may alter egos..............which lead to me dreaming of
The Documentary scores a concrete -out of 5.
And the Soundtrack scores a cheeky -out of 5.

A must buy for anyone who likes Bob Dylan even remotely…….and if you’re a huge Dylan fan and you don’t own it……GO, GO NOW, buy it, your will be amazed!

Moving on,
Absinthe is a unholy drink in which makes you attempt to hurdle 2.5 metre fences and hurt your head…….. so you decide handstand flip over it instead………back hurt still only to find out there was actually gate less than a metre away which was actually ajar.

God is an unholy bastard, who has a perverted sense of humour………*shakes fist* as I was saying to an acquaintance of the other night, if there is a god, he must being pissing himself laughing, with the whole romance love thing saying, “these fucking stupid humans, cant take a page from all the other animals, fighting for dominance and mating and none of this searching “for the one” stuff……….dumb shits.”

Hi all, thought it was about time did something to break the monotony.

News: Schools about to wind up, which means exams which I am going to look forward to like a prostate check. Read a letter from the headmaster at my school, he should really be a politician. Anyone who can right a two page letter and collectively say fuck all is almost set for a political path.

One of my favourite bands (Wolfmother) are playing in town on the 13th of Nov, cant fucking wait. Their new single “Minds Eye” is pretty fucking awesome too. There is an awesome solo in the middle of the song on one of those country church organs things.

Been completely taken over by the works of Hunter S Thompson, and also been pissing myself at his antics.

Selected Hunter S Thompson Quotes
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish— a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow— to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested....
Let the good times roll.

It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus— but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year....Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season."
"Fear and Loathing in Elko" Rolling Stone (23 January 1992)

Q: But speaking of rules, you've been arrested dozens of times in your life. Specific incidents aside, what's common to these run-ins? Where do you stand vis-à-vis the law?
A: "Goddammit. Yeah, I have. First, there's a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How's that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma."
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Mood: Cynical
Listening to: "Ticklish"-At the Drive In
Reading: Chuck Palahniuk-"Fight Club"
Watching: David Fincher-"Fight Club"

This is potentially the greatest artwork done by Dali, my favourite painting. Um the image dosent do it justice so go to google and try and find a better qualitiy one.